General Impression: 🐑🌿

 

Before the Flight :
Check-in Process: N/A web check-in
Lounge: Inexistent, Low cost
Information: N/A
Boarding @ Gate: 🐑, boarded into a waiting area without seats 15min prior the inbound flight has landed. Standing around for 25minutes.
Staff @ these points: 🐑 🐑🐑
Boarding in Cabin: 🐑
Welcome Drinks: Inexistent, Low cost
Punctuality: 🐑🐑, 20min delay

 

During the Flight :

Food presentation: 🐑, buy on board
Food quality: 🐑, low cost
Drinks: 🐑🐑🐑
Service Procedure: 🐑🐑🐑
Amenity Kit: N/A shorthaul
Entertainment System: 🐑 inexistent
Seat Quality: 🐑🐑🐑
Legroom: 🐑🐑🐑
Lavatories: 🐑🐑🐑🌿
Cleanliness: 🐑🐑🐑
General Atmosphere: 🐑🐑
Announcement Pilots: 🐑🐑🐑
Announcement Cabin: 🐑🐑, English ok, senior crew could not speak German and announcements could not be understood
Cabin Crew: 🐑, only 1 Cabin Crew Member out of 4 speaks German and they are based in Berlin.

 

After the flight:
De-Boarding: 🐑🐑🐑
Baggage Delivery: N/A, no bags checked

 

🐑 = a lot of work needs to be done
🐑🐑 =o.k, but you will be busy with corrections
🐑🐑🐑 = it’s good, nothing special
🐑🐑🐑🐑 = high level but the icing on the cake is missing
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 = leave me here!
🌿= Half a Point/Sheep

 

On the Ground:
Boarding started 15min prior the inbound plane had landed!!! You had to stand 25minutes like sardines and elderly people had issues standing so long.
The cabin crew was terrible. No smiles, no greetings and totally unmotivated. Jawing during the safety demo without putting the hand in front of the mouth and when talking to passengers like with dogs!
Out of 4 crew members based in Berlin SXF only one was able to speak German.

Inflight:
An unmotivated crew passing through the cabin with the sales trolley for food and beverages.
As it is a low coster you have to pay for everything.

I would definitely NOT recommend easyjet after this flight.
For a little bit more money (10-15$ if booking early enough) you get a great opportunity with some Star Alliance carriers.
I have traveled easyjet exactly twice, the first and last time.3