Paul‘s Flight Report
easyJet, Flight U2 5873
Operated by WDL Aviation
TXL - ZRH/ BAe 146-200
Economy Class

General Impression: 🐷 below any immagination

Before the Flight :
Check-in Process: 🐑🐑🐑🐑, checked in whilst booking
Lounge: N/A
Information: 🐑🐑🐑🐑
Boarding @ Gate: 🐑🐑
Staff @ these points: 🐑🐑
Boarding in Cabin: 🐑
Punctuality: 🐑🐑🐑🐑, on time

During the Flight :
Food presentation: 🐑🐑
Food quality: 🐑🐑
Drinks: 🐑🐑🐑
Service Procedure: 🐑🐑🐑🌿
Amenity Kit: N/A
Entertainment System: 🐑 inexistent
Seat Quality: 🐑
Legroom: 🐑🐑🐑
Lavatories: 🐑🐑🐑
Cleanliness: 🐑🐑🐑
General Atmosphere: 🐑
Announcement Pilots: 🐑🐑🐑
Announcement Cabin: 🐑 frenglish
Cabin Crew: 🐽 below any immagination

After the Flight :
De-Boarding: 🐑🐑
Baggage Delivery:N/A

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🐑 = bad, a lot of work needs to be done
🐑🐑 =not good, you will be busy with corrections
🐑🐑🐑 = good & normal, nothing special
🐑🐑🐑🐑 = high level, but the icing on the cake is missing
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 = topnotch, leave me here!
🌿= Half a Point/sheep
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On the Ground:
We checked in online already after booking. The Easyjet App is simply great and has fantastic features.

There was just a short line at the security and we were able to go through in a couple of minutes. Staff at security was ok.

Gate Staff was ok and did their job. Anything bigger than a Laptop BAG was tagged and had to be checked. This let to almost empty overhead bins.

The Cabin Crew simply said was a desaster.
The Senior Cabin Attendant was so stressed from doing nothing that she shouted at passengers who placed their laptop bags in the overhead bins.
She would not be able to close them, everything is so bad, she doesn't know what to do bäh bäh bäh bäh bäh bäh.
Passengers told her to relax and calm down but she went on and on and on.
The Cabin Attendant from the back came upfront and continued the same way until a Woman who was afraid of flying started crying.

Inflight:
The seats are a desaster. The plane has a 3/3 seating configuration and there is simply no space. 3 grown up Males have no space next to each other.
The plane is 32 years old and in terrible shape.

And guess what.... The open oxygen compartment units from my flight to Berlin were still open.

Inflight entertainment is inexistent.
No WiFi available.

If you can AVOID WDL flights operated for any Partner.
Easyjet normaly is OK but this flight was below 0!