Paul‘s Flight Report
easyJet, Flight U2 5864
Operated by WDL Aviation
ZRH - TXL / BAe 146-200
Economy Class

General Impression: 🐑🐑🌿

Before the Flight :
Check-in Process: 🐑🐑🐑🐑, checked in whilst booking
Lounge: N/A
Information: 🐑🐑🐑🐑
Boarding @ Gate: 🐑🐑
Staff @ these points: 🐑🐑🐑
Boarding in Cabin: 🐑, no Crew in cabin
Welcome Drinks: N/A
Punctuality: 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑, early departure

During the Flight :
Food presentation: 🐑🐑
Food quality: 🐑🐑
Drinks: 🐑🐑🐑
Service Procedure: 🐑🐑🐑🌿
Amenity Kit: N/A
Entertainment System: 🐑 inexistent
Seat Quality: 🐑
Legroom: 🐑🐑🐑
Lavatories: 🐑🐑🐑
Cleanliness: 🐑🐑🐑
General Atmosphere: 🐑🐑
Announcement Pilots: 🐑🐑🐑🐑
Announcement Cabin: 🐑🐑🐑🐑
Cabin Crew: 🐑🐑🐑

After the Flight :
De-Boarding: 🐑🐑
Baggage Delivery:N/A

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🐑 = bad, a lot of work needs to be done
🐑🐑 =not good, you will be busy with corrections
🐑🐑🐑 = good & normal, nothing special
🐑🐑🐑🐑 = high level, but the icing on the cake is missing
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 = topnotch, leave me here!
🌿= Half a Point/sheep
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On the Ground:
We checked in online already after booking. The Easyjet App is simply great and has fantastic features.

There was no line at the central security and we were able to go through in no time. Staff at security was ok.

Gate Staff was ok and did their job. Super fussy carry-on bag check.

There was no cabin crew present whilst boarding. Talking and chatting with the Cockpit Crew was more imoortant.

Inflight:
The seats are a desaster. The plane has a 3/3 seating configuration and there is simply no space. 3 grown up Males have no space next to each other.
The plane is 32 years old and in terrible shape. During take-off several of the oxygen compartment units opened.

After take off the Crew sold the Drinks and beverages from the onboard bar. The quality of the Sandwich was rather bad.

The cabin crew was ok but nothing special. No interactions or smiles with the passengers. They were simply doing the service stoic and and without passion.

Inflight entertainment is inexistent.
No WiFi available.

Prices were cheap and we did not expect much. I would recommend Easyjet if you travel with hand luggage only and bring your own Snacks and Drinks.